Calling all stoners who love to get baked and have fun doing it: this easy-to-assemble, limited edition Grasscity Puzzle Bong is here to get you creative. Consisting of 1000 uniquely-shaped glass puzzle pieces that all fit together perfectly, it’ll leave your brain stimulated and your hands only slightly injured. Most of the time.We can’t get enough of this puzzle bong’s amazing features, like:

• Approximate 30 cm / 11 inch height, depending on amount of glue used
• Non-durable, easy-shatter glass
• Non-dishwasher safe, hard to clean
• Stable beaker base (only if assembled correctly)

In addition, this bong comes with some seriously fun extras: a tube of rare high-quality glue, as well as a first aid kit with two bandages, a set of band-aids, and a needle and thread to sew up those open wounds.

The Grasscity Puzzle Bong also comes with a secondary challenge: can you use its mouthpiece without cutting your lips? Let us know if you do—we haven’t figured out how yet.

Why was Ramon heartbroken?

It was a sunny spring morning at Grasscity, and all was well. Ramon was strutting around as proud as a peacock, with his unbreakable 9mm-thick bong in front of the Grasscity crew, when unexpectedly, the bong slipped out of his hand and shattered into 1000 pieces. Ramon was furious and heartbroken, but then, eureka! He had a vision of how to make the best of a bad situation.

How did Ramon invent his puzzle pong?

While staring at the shattered glass pieces, Ramon realized that he could carefully collect all the broken bong parts and re-package them as the ultimate stoner puzzle—and voila! The 1000-piece glass Grasscity Puzzle Bong was born.

How did Ramon repair the Puzzle Bong?

Ramon desperately wanted a way to fix his “Precious,” so the Grasscity team made a call to NASA and started searching Google for how to fix broken glass. It didn’t take long before they had assembled a full repair kit with all the tools and accessories needed to build the glass bong puzzle.

Which glass glue did Ramon use?

Due to the extent of the damage caused, Ramon decided to use the best glass glue known to man. He managed to source the strongest, most environmentally friendly Gorilla glass glue available, which could only be found in the deepest part of the Amazon rainforest. This rare, water-resistant super glue was ideal for gluing the glass bong firmly back together.

How to prepare yourself before starting the puzzle

Firstly, equip yourself with a pair of protective scientific, lab-grade goggles, a pair of oven gloves, and a bulletproof vest. As speed will be of the essence when you get your first cut, we also recommend unpacking your included first aid kit and purchasing a bottle of superglue remover before starting.

Lastly, we strongly recommend that you print out directions to your local emergency room and that you check your health insurance very carefully to make sure you are covered for any accidental injuries that may be caused during the puzzle-making process.

How to prevent your Puzzle Bong from leaking

After carefully gluing all the bong parts back together, let the piece dry, then fill the base with water. If you see leaks, or water escaping, simply patch it up with some sealant tape, old chewing gum, or just add some more Amazon Gorilla Glue into the mix!

Benefits of the Puzzle Bong

This bong delivers in every way. Here are some of our favorites:

• This ingenious bong provides hours of challenging fun for the whole family
• If you can successfully complete this puzzle bong, you can enter our prize draw to win another!
• Bragging rights: show your stoner friends at every smoking session your incredible handiwork
• Limited edition, highly collectible, and very dangerous!
• After using the completed puzzle bong several times, the inside cracks will build up a stunning layer of dirt and resin for a truly unique and filthy look!

How to clean the Grasscity Puzzle Bong

To clean your completed puzzle bong, start by filling up a bucket with warm water, buy some eco-friendly soap and visit your local liquor store to purchase the best alcohol available. Then when you have all your cleaning equipment ready, roll a big fat doobie, take a sip of your chosen alcohol, and do absolutely nothing!

One of this puzzle bong’s best features is its eventual patina of dirt and residue—why would you wash that all away?

Disclaimer

At Grasscity, all our products are intended for legal dry herb or tobacco usage. This product has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration—or by anyone else! These devices are not designed to diagnose, cure, prevent, or treat any diseases. Grasscity will not be held liable for any accidents or injuries incurred during the puzzle-making process.

Please direct all customer concerns and complaints to someone who gives a f#ck!

This post was written for April Fools, and is intended as satire. Don’t glue your bongs or play with broken glass! Be safe, always! - Grasscity Team